Observation on a Wednesday

When I got to the office this morning, I was walking behind one of the interns.

His shoes was so shiny that every time he takes a step, It felt like the back of his shoes were winking at me.

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Went down to get some breakfast, saw a pregnant woman probably 7months long.  She was wearing a Lycra maxi dress. All my eyes could focus on was her belly button sticking out. 

Im sure she had an "inny" belly button.

Well she's an "otty" now.

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I was at my desk when I heard a repeated squeaking sound. 

So I looked for it. 

It was my colleague Fizi. He sits about 4metres away from me. 

Told him I could hear him rocking his chair. Then he said "ok la tu, bunyi mcm lutut fizi". So I said but ur lutut dah karat. Then he said "ha tu la pasal. Lama tak dapat!"

His wife just gave birth to their second child.
He will be on 3 months "sabbatical".